Kennedy Launchpad

What is Kennedy Launchpad?

When a man masterbates, and just before ejaculation

goes into a girls nose with the tip of his penis

and skeets. This is called a Kennedy Launchpad because of the penis being like a "red rocket" and then ejacualtion aka "liftoff"

I was masterbating at stacys. so i surprised her by giving her a Kennedy Launchpad instead of a creampie

See skeet, red rocket, nose, stacy

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