What is Kenneth?
1.
Kenneth is a chic magnet. He is the nicest straight guy you will ever meet. He is smart and sort of nerdy, but funny and cute at the same time. And of corse, he has awesome hair. Although he can be a butt sometimes, he is still awesome.
Look at that Kenneth over there! I envy his hair and chic magnatism.
See
2.
A boy who is extremly hot with long hair, he is not the samrtest, mega peverted, and cannot cunduct a band. A kenneth is usually in love with a girl, and is too afraid too admit it. A kenneth is gernerally a nice person, but can have huge mood swings and turm in to a complete dickhead.
"Who is that hitting on my girl dude?"
"Oh, that's a kenneth!"
See
3.
a teenage man with extremely wonderful hair, and with his good looks and great personality, he has every female after him.
"You're such a kenneth, always with the ladies."
See
4.
One of the most amazing guy's you could ever possibly meet... He will really turn your world around. Make you forget all the things you don't want to remember. Make you feel as if you're the only two in the world when you're with him. Kenneth is a guy you can always trust, no matter what. He will always know exactly what to say to make your heart race and make it beat faster and slower at the same time :) Kenneth knows how to have fun and you'll never find yourself bored when youre around him. Pretty much you will fall in love with him the day you look into his Gorgeoussss eyes. Kenneth is a wonderful addition to anyones life and it would be wrong not to meet one because NO joke... Kenneth is the most amazing,sweet and one of the funniest guys you will ever meet :)
Kenneth is one heckkk of a Kenneth. ;)
See
5.
Someone who's so flipping brilliant that they make everyone else around them look like a right ares.
Flipping heck Kenneth you look a proper treat today with your radioactive face and massive hair. Everyone around you looks like a right ares.
Let's go ****.
See
6.
A nerd who has some badass moments.
And is heavily influenced by a grade eight.
Grade Eight : That guy called me an LG.
Fuck him !
Kenneth : Fuck you.
See
7.
Half a pint of british 'bitter', such as John Smiths or Tetley's. Named after Ken Barlow in the UK soap, Coronation Street for what he orders at the bar.
Barman: What y'havin?
Customer: Um... a kenneth please!
See