Kenny Lofton

What is Kenny Lofton?


1.

The most underrated center fielder in MLB history.

Career ~.300 hitter, 2000 hits, ~550 SBs, 1300 runs, 2 world series appearances, 6 time All-Star, 4 gold gloves, 5 time AL SB champ.

"Swing and a drive, left-center field, Lofton on a dead run. Still going back, still going back, OH WHAT A CATCH! WHAT A CATCH BY LOFTON! SHADES OF WILLIE MAYS, SAY 'HEY' IN DEED!"

See Mark

2.

MLB center fielder who is shared by all thirty major league teams.

So they're going to let the Phillies use Kenny Lofton this year, eh?

3.

A girl who has had sex with more guys than Kenny Lofton has played teams

Guy #1: Have you met that Tammy girl? She's slept with a lot of guys

Guy #2: Yeah she's a real Kenny Lofton

See sausage wallet, slut, whore, skank, bitch


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