Ken's Mom

What is Ken's Mom?


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A 45 year old woman who is traumatized by the fact that her parents sold her on a mail order bride site, and still suffers from hypothermia due to the raft trip from Germany.

I banged ken's mom hard last night.

See mom, german, nazi, bitch


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