What is Kensu?
1.
(n.) The only reported anomaly to the widely accepted Computer Nerd Theory.
The Computer Nerd Theory states that all persons who are construed as a computer nerd are generally fat, pasty males who boast severe Vitamin-D deficiences. Furthermore, the theory continues to state that computer nerds are virgins who live in their mother's basement, and jack off--or "fap," as the act is commonly referred as in their communities--to the 5 gigs of fetish erotica they store on their harddrives. Often associated with a small penis.
While there is evidence supplementing assertions that Kensu is a computer nerd, he is the only documented case who deviates extravagantly from the CN Theory. This individual is neither a bulbous husk of a human being, nor poorly endowed in the pants.
Also, I don't think he runs around screeching "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US," but what do I know, I'm only his asian ho. -.-'
(adj.) The antithesis of
1. Mmm, Kensu, if you speak one more word of 1337 to me, I will have to change my panties. Again.
2. That cucumber you hold in your hand is so kensu.
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