What is Kenton?
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kenton; (verb): to kenton is to go back in time and concieve a child with your mother-to-be, in order to become your own father.
"i kentoned myself last night... was a very messed up experience... hmm"
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Amazingly sexy, down to earth, beautiful, hot, funny, SKINNY.
kenton makes drunk girls horny
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1. To be Stoned; esp. From excessive injection of windshield wiper fluid spiked with a solution of 85% vodka, 5% trimethylhexane, and 10% tar (ref. Death)
Person A: Shit dude, you look like Kenton.
Person B: Lame.
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4.
Someone who pisses the bed over the age of 12
Did Timmy pull a kenton after all that rum?
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