Kenton

What is Kenton?


1.

kenton; (verb): to kenton is to go back in time and concieve a child with your mother-to-be, in order to become your own father.

"i kentoned myself last night... was a very messed up experience... hmm"

See kenton, back to the future, faggot, gay, incest

2.

Amazingly sexy, down to earth, beautiful, hot, funny, SKINNY.

kenton makes drunk girls horny

See kenton, sexy, man, beast, slave, hot, love, sex, fuck

3.

1. To be Stoned; esp. From excessive injection of windshield wiper fluid spiked with a solution of 85% vodka, 5% trimethylhexane, and 10% tar (ref. Death)

Person A: Shit dude, you look like Kenton.

Person B: Lame.

See dead, jack, drugs, stoned, hair

4.

Someone who pisses the bed over the age of 12

Did Timmy pull a kenton after all that rum?

See lame, piss, leaking, drunk, slag


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