Kentucky Derby Edit Meaning

1.

An amazing party that consists of horse racing, gambling, beer drinking, and tit showing. One of the best parties in the country.

"Damn man, I won $500 at the Kentucky Derby this year and saw at least 80 sets of tits!"

See hexum

2.

Sex lasting as long as The Kentucky Derby (approximately two mintues).

"Me and the 'ol lady did The Kentucky Derby last night."

See horse racing, kentucky

3.

While receiving oral from your girlfriend, she is getting fucked by a horse. (You may or may not choose to film it and/or take bets to who will bust first.)

We were doing the kentucky derby and her mom walked in.

See sex, vagina, boston pancake, blumpkin

4.

A stand-up shitting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). Two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken "tail" at any given point.

I heard the DC Talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold Kentucky Derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.

See scat, poop, crap, dump, dung, dirty, enema, defecate, defecation, groupies, sexual, party, beer, alcohol, nine inch nails

5.

A stand-up shitting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). Two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken "tail" at any given point.

I heard the DC Talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold Kentucky Derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.

See scat, poop, crap, dump, dung, dirty, enema, defecate, defecation, groupies, sexual, party, beer, alcohol, nine inch nails

6.

Sex lasting as long as The Kentucky Derby (approximately two mintues).

"Me and the 'ol lady did The Kentucky Derby last night."

See derby, horse racing, sex