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A bloated, self-important and self-absorbed chump, usually disturbingly overweight and obsessed with masturbation.
Stems from tosser an..
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Commonly called "Jesus Christ".
Our Saviour was incarnated as a Hebrew man; He was called Yahshua HaMashiach by his disciples..
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To masturbate
Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.
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To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter..