What is Kentucky Jack In The Box?

1.

The unfortunate but hilarious consequence of having sex with a woman less than six weeks after a C-Section, resulting in the penis stabbing out of the closed wound. Commonly known to happen Kentucky.

Woman: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS STICKING OUT OF MY BELLY BUTTON?!

Man: WOW this looks like a Jack in the box... A KENTUCKY Jack in the Box!

See c-section, jack, box, kentucky, stomach
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