Kentucky Kattle Kick

What is Kentucky Kattle Kick?


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Bruises on both shins, caused by fucking another man anally and performing a reach around. When the man getting penetrated reaches explosion, he kicks both legs back causing the bruising of the shins on the penetrator. People tend to say that these bruises happen during a soccer game, but thats not true they are just fags.

Ryan: hey man i was playing soccer and got some nasty bruises on my shins.

Kyle: dude you dont play soccer someone did the kentucky kattle kick on you.

Ryan: aw you got me.

Kyle: Fag

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