Kenyan Tomato Pie

What is Kenyan Tomato Pie?


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The sexual art during which a woman blows bread crumbs down a man's ass cheeks while squishing tomatoes between her boobs, which she later puts behind the man's ears.

After Little Johny got an A+ in all his classes, the student teacher made him stay after class and gave him a Kenyan tomato pie.

See kenyan, tomato, pie, blumpkin, bread, crumbs


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