Kenyon

What is Kenyon?


1.

A hardcore sex position involving two men, a duck, sandpaper, and a grapefruit.

First, the larger, alpha male, stands over the submissive, or bitch male, and makes the bitch perform oral felation. Next, the live duck is inserted, head-first, into the bitch's ass (keep in mind, this bitch is male), and the alpha male proceeds to rub the sandpaper vigorously onto the bitch's mankong. Lastly, the alpha male juices the sliced grapefruit on the bitch's mankong.

Man, I just got a Kenyon in that ally!

Tom, Kenyons are God's way of saying don't do that.

How long till you get the duck?

See Moo-cow

2.

a hot fuckable man that leaves the girls breathles. he has an eye for women and he always picks the hottest and most fuckable with big tits and nice round ass. Yeah id say you should fuck him because hes hot

i had a kenyon today

See house, hammer, whore, door, kiss

3.

Someone Who will never feel the touch of a women; a person who touches themselves to japanese animation.

That guy over there is a Kenyon; ie Kenyon from WPL

See anime, women, touch, person


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