Kerblumpkiss

What is Kerblumpkiss?


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a sexual act where the female collects the nob cheese from the male and spreads it on piece of toast and eats it with a cup of tea. other names: A chornomanboobski, bellendanerra.

you are so hot i wanna give you a kerblumpkiss.

See kerblumpkiss, your ma


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