Kerching

What is Kerching?


1.

onomatopoeia for the sound of a cash register or a fruit machine paying out.

Would have been acceptable to use three years ago. but after a childrens television show 'Kerching' was launched this term is now only used for sarcasm.

'Get this yeah, my younger got a paper round and is gettin 40 a week'

'Kerching'

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'If i buy cans from multi packs and sell them by themselves i can get 3p of each can'

'(sarcasm) kerching'

See kerching, kaching, money, pay day, broder

2.

The word that is still used for money - sometimes. It resembles a cash register or a fruit machine paying out the kerching.

Unfortunately some knob jockey decided that it is fun to make it into a TV show now I can't use it anymore

Taj: Kerching

Seymore: You lawnmower

Taj: You mobile phone

Seymore: You battery

Danny: You nigga

Taj + Seymore: Get that fucking honkeybiatch

See kerching, children, tv, bbc, cbbc, Forces


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