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When you meet a young lady in a disco/club, take her back to yours, pull down her panties to reveal a sweaty, stinking kebab.
"Mat..
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a brain tumor is a tumor in your brain. it might kill you, which sucks big time if you get one. which i have.
you can get surgery, but..
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A genious of an idea.
Dude, I went to origamiboulder. That guys is a fucking genious, plus he abuses people in engrish...