What is Kerem?
1.
The coolest guy ever, usually of turkish decent. Loved by all races and is the biggest hit with all the ladies. Usually has a fohawk and a sweet chin strap. Football Star and very athletic.
Synomyms: Dave; Awesome; Tank; Jacked; Turk.
"Kerem is pretty damn tank"
D- Yo Kerem, I saw you pwn at football
K- Ya man, led the team in sacks
D- Sweet, wanna go sack veesta and cheyenne?
K- You know i do!
J- Jacob?
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2.
Otherwise known as Sally. The future owner of Atalay's Aquarium. Brokeback intellect. Obsesser of music. Resembles an owl. Enjoys backrubs and other sexual touching from Michael. Will get raped very soon. At times can be insensitive and not open with new ideas or the thoughts of others. Makes corny jokes and laughs at the weirdest things. Can also be funny and amusing. Tends to be the victim of bad hairdressers and cruel jokes about certain physical features.
I peed because a Kerem verbaly attacked me.
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