Kerflop

What is Kerflop?

falling or tripping without grace onto a hard surface, usually resulting in "battle wounds"

I didn't mean to kerflop onto that curb, it just happened; now I've got a nasty gash to prove it.

See fall, trip, drop, tumble, eat shit, eat it

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