What is Keri?
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One of the cool names of the '60s and '70s (although often confused by hearers of the name with Carrie) that's managed to hang onto a measure of energy and appeal. Irish Origin means "Dusky or Dark". British Origin means "Of royalty".
"Hi my name is Keri" -girl
"Wow what an amazing name." -me
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One of the beautiful people. Always put together very well. Always wears makeup,smells good and always has bling bling on her neck. Keris have huge boobs and are not afraid to show them! If you meet a Keri kiss her feet because you are in the presence of a real life princess!Keris love attention and love to hear they are beautiful because they are!
Did you see that girl trying to be a Keri? She was wearing makeup, bling blingin it and had her boobs hanging out of her shirt!?
Other:There is only one true Keri is this world that can pull off being a Keri!
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a tangent of
teenager 1: "Are you doing ok, Jackie?"
teenager 2: "Yeah, I just did my third
gargoyle and I'm real keri."
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the stupid bitch roommate from hell. (pronounced eerie, with a k in front)
girl: "i left something in my frig and it got moldy..."
other girl: "damn, why'd you pull a keri?!"
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this is the term for a skanky boobless whore who hunch backs around school. KERI's are knows for flirting with guys who are not attracted to her. They have ORANGE skin and were too much makeup to cover acne. The have hunch backs, and concave tushes. =]
"hey look! that girl is orange,hunchbacked and has herpees!" someone replies " oh yeah thats keri!"
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Someone who needs to get their teeth filed down because we dont want fangs in our town. Stop wearing so much damn ORANGE makeup.. they do make skin colored makeup you dumb bitch. Keris are not pretty at all and try WAY to hard to be cool. Its also called FACEWASH. maybe use some? just saying.
oh and nose piercings, maybe using an actual nose ring instead of something queer. Friends of Keris are fucking stupid. they need to stop copying them and why would you want to try and be so ugly too?
FISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ew nasty cunt
Girl, "Keri smells like fish."
Keri, "NO i dont, ask my boyfriend."
Girl, "ew nasty bitch, get that checked out. We dont want to open up a fish market in our school."
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