Kermit Edit Meaning

1.

A very nice and good looking party animal. also known to be very great in bed. meant as a compliment

look at that kermit over there!

2.

Slang for the herbal form of cannabis, AKA Grass. So called because it's green, and smells funky.

"I've just scored an henry of kermit"

3.

A green coloured alcoholic beverage, that is only known and drunk by an elite few, only these know the sacred ingredients to this unique brew. No night out can be taken to the next level without starting with at least 3 Kermits, after this, your memories may be slightly impaired but you know you had a great night, simply because you drunk Kermits.

Average Guy "What do you want to drink, im getting a pint in!"

Kermit Drinker "A pint! Ha, obviously you don't plan on having a real night out, get me a Kermit and a DVRB"

Average Guy "What????"

Kermit Drinker "Never mind, just go home! You obviously aren't harcore!"

See kermit, dvrb, green, alcohol, drunk

4.

Somebody of Bohemian decent that displays the attributes of a common gutter snipe or gypsy. Lives on crisps and fags and has a 90% blood alcohol level. Plays video games all day unless otherwise instructed.

"Since he got made redundant he went all kermit on us."

See loser, unemployed, chav, gypsy, waster, scumbag

5.

toilet or lavatory, bathroom (U.S)

plural, 'kermits'

Derived from cockney rhyming slang: Kermit the frog = bog

I'm dying for a dump, can I use your Kermits?

or:

I'm off to use the Kermit, won't be long.