Kermits Neck

What is Kermits Neck?

When wiping ones arse your finger slips through the sheet of toilet paper and into your rectum!

My arse is sore from a week of Kermits Necks

[joe-bird]

1. stabbing at a public event I was so upset that she came to the party that I was ready to pull a joe-bird. See stabbing, jabbing, fenci..

Open Leg Policy

1. A promiscuous woman who will have sex with pretty much anyone. A slut. 'I'm horny, think I'll go see Claire she's g..

Vino

1. Slang term for wine of any sort. From the french 'vin' for wine. "My dear I think you've had enough of the vino for..

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