Kern

What is Kern?


1.

A Kern was a Gaelic soldier, specifically a light infantryman during the Middle Ages.

Kern were light troops who relied on speed and mobility as armor. Sources describe the kern rushing into the attack, and then racing off so swiftly and nimbly that it was impossible for English troops to catch them. The dart was the weapon of choice for kern, the bow never achieving popularity in the country. It is from here that arised the legend of the fabled "irish ninja"

Also refers to "badass"

General 1: A Kern was a Gaelic soldier, specifically a light infantryman during the Middle Ages.

General 2: yes

See irish, ninja, badass, gaelic, soldier

2.

a rare short, breed of bald black man with incredible artistic ability and pimp like skills. See also badass and or pimp.

a state of perfection and ultimate achievement

that is kern. he is so kern. he or she might want to adjust the kern in their life.

See kern, awesome, perfection, pimp, achievement, assmaster

3.

southern slang for corn

"wow uncle john, that kern shure was good"

See corn, corn on the cob

4.

One lets forth thy golden showers onto unsuspecting people in their sleep.

R. Kelly pulled a kern recently, and was shunned.

5.

a little girl

Aww, look at that kern all alone.

See stupid, dumb, ass, crot, butt

6.

A word that can be and describe anything; especially refers to awesometastic asians.

"Yo kern, come here homie"

See merp, maha, kerny, quake, shmeh

7.

Kern is both a person and an ideal. People seek kern and never find it, you must allow kern to come to you

<3 mib

I was driving around the other day and all of a sudden kern hit me so hard it hurt

See Micah


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