Kernel

What is Kernel?

The core of an Operating System

An OS kernel is often responsible for handling driver requests, filesystem operations, I/O requests and other system functions.

Something that in Windows XPtakes up 33% of your RAM, however much you have.

I have 1024mb of RAM, the XP kernel takes up 350mb doing NOTHING. Why?!

slang for Marijuana and used at work to cover up the real meaning

I smoked some Kernal in the Fisher Investments bathroom.

Ebkam

1. 1. Error Between Keyboard And Monitor Sally couldn't get the email to send when the computer was perfectly fine. Robert later fou..

Arsefarmer

1. What Pirate is. Someone who farms arses. Pirate is an arsefarmer. See pirate, arsefarmer, zgeek, trailer, park..

Mad Mardigan

1. Type of shot that entails a warm shot of tequila and a raw chicken. Mixology: 1 oz warm tequila (preferably a shitty brand). When you..

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