Kernel

What is Kernel?

The core of an Operating System

An OS kernel is often responsible for handling driver requests, filesystem operations, I/O requests and other system functions.

Something that in Windows XPtakes up 33% of your RAM, however much you have.

I have 1024mb of RAM, the XP kernel takes up 350mb doing NOTHING. Why?!

slang for Marijuana and used at work to cover up the real meaning

I smoked some Kernal in the Fisher Investments bathroom.

Chocolate Pyjamas

1. High quality confectionery-based clothing for sleeping. Can also be used as a sweet snack, especially in conjunction with chicken dipper..

Vud

1. VUD, an acronym for violent uncontrollable diarrhea. It is a code word used for when someone has to go to the bathroom. "Guys, we ..

Muffasnoraus

1. (noun): this term, sister to muffleupagus, refers to a snatch that is boring. When you see it, your erection goes limp and directly in..

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