Kernel

What is Kernel?

The core of an Operating System

An OS kernel is often responsible for handling driver requests, filesystem operations, I/O requests and other system functions.

Something that in Windows XPtakes up 33% of your RAM, however much you have.

I have 1024mb of RAM, the XP kernel takes up 350mb doing NOTHING. Why?!

slang for Marijuana and used at work to cover up the real meaning

I smoked some Kernal in the Fisher Investments bathroom.

Motel Sex

1. Deriving from Motel 6. A favorite motel where you go with a boyfriend or girlfriend simply to have sex. Me and my girl spent the night..

Empiric

1. A sexual position in which the male "conquers" the female by punching her in the face. Dude she was great, but at the last se..

Unlolful

1. A pun on the word unlawful, meaning that something is cruelly funny. -Haha, that person got run over by a car! -That's unlolful. ..

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