Kernel

What is Kernel?

The core of an Operating System

An OS kernel is often responsible for handling driver requests, filesystem operations, I/O requests and other system functions.

Something that in Windows XPtakes up 33% of your RAM, however much you have.

I have 1024mb of RAM, the XP kernel takes up 350mb doing NOTHING. Why?!

slang for Marijuana and used at work to cover up the real meaning

I smoked some Kernal in the Fisher Investments bathroom.

Keepsdemboobsfromfloppin

1. A spurious joke term meaning the German name for a bra. Hey John wanna hear a joke...What is the German name for a bra? Answer: keeps..

Pope-nap

1. to obtain the pope against his will and run off with him in a sack. dawg, you was pope-napped!..

Jackrabbited

1. To sprint or to move quickly After that I jackrabbited straight to the movies See sprint, running, run, speed, fast..

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