Kernel

What is Kernel?


1.

The core of an Operating System

An OS kernel is often responsible for handling driver requests, filesystem operations, I/O requests and other system functions.

2.

Something that in Windows XPtakes up 33% of your RAM, however much you have.

I have 1024mb of RAM, the XP kernel takes up 350mb doing NOTHING. Why?!

3.

slang for Marijuana and used at work to cover up the real meaning

I smoked some Kernal in the Fisher Investments bathroom.


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