What is Kerny?
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Ginger pre-pubescent teenager from Clipperstown in Carrickfergus, Northern Ireland. He is horny 24/7 but has never got laid, and he also drives a Renault Clio and never uses 4th and 5th gears, therefore constantly reving the crap out of the engine.
Please Note: He is ginger
Q: Where is kerny today?
A: Probably jerking off to dumpster porn.
*Car revs past college*
That would be Kerny
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