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When a girl has a fake eye, you remove said eye and insert penis into socket.
I performed optical penetration on Mike's girlfriend..
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A pubic louse.
I'mo gonna give dat biotch da kobe special if i found out she gave me crotch crickets.
See 50 cent crack dealer
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A man "who has no kids" that dates a woman with kids.
She told me she had a kid. I don't want to become an Instadaddy.
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