Kerplumpkin

What is Kerplumpkin?

A blumpkin during which the fecal matter splashes onto the face of the individual performing the fellatio.

All I wanted to do was give a simple blumpkin but, after a night of Indian food at Ali Baba's Cave, it ended up being a kerplumpkin.

See fellatio, blumpkin, shitting, blow jobs, head, poop

Crunkazy

1. the act of being crunk in a crazy manner I got so crunkazy last night i decided to fight a cop. See crunk, crazy, drunk, wild, buck..

Beanig

1. a half beaner/half nigger, full worthless piece of shit! also called: beannig, bean-nig, bean nig, or nigga wit beans! beaner + nigger..

Cocktologist

1. A woman with a great knowledge of handling the cock monster. With precision speed and control she has the power to release the evil huev..

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