Kerplumpkin

What is Kerplumpkin?

A blumpkin during which the fecal matter splashes onto the face of the individual performing the fellatio.

All I wanted to do was give a simple blumpkin but, after a night of Indian food at Ali Baba's Cave, it ended up being a kerplumpkin.

See fellatio, blumpkin, shitting, blow jobs, head, poop

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