What is Kerpwn?
1.
kerpwn, kerpwning
v. To pwn at the greatest extent.
kerpwnage
n. The pure, raw, unadultered essence of kerpwning; possessing the ability to kerpwn.
kerpwned
adj. The state after a thorough kerpwning; an exclamation used after a thorough kerpwning.
Background: With the growing popularity of the word "
kerpwn: "I plan to kerpwn the competition in this tournament."
kerpwning: "Man, trying to talk to this girl is kerpwning my brain."
kerpwned: "KERPWNED!"; "John's head just kerpwned that tree."; "I just got fucking kerpwned."
kerpwnage: "That...is the most kerpwnage thing I've ever seen."