Kerrang

What is Kerrang?


1.

1) A long running rock, metal and punk magazine which runs an awards ceremony and in recent years has expanded into a TV station and radio station.

2) The sound a guitar makes. Kerrang!!!

"I'm just going to buy this weeks Kerrang!"

See Charlie

2.

A really bad hard rock/metal/emo magazine and TV channel for 14 year old imbeciles. Slipknot and Green Day are on the cover every other week and the English used in the reviews is equivalent to that of a 7 year old retarded Mexicans. The music channel plays emo crap day in and day out and almost NEVER changes the play list. Slipknot and Linkin Park are on about once every 12 minutes.

Kerrang is the worst of all British music channels.

See kerrang, sucks, stinks, lame, shit

3.

Once cool heavy music related enterprise which has now been infested with mainstream publicity whores and pseudo-punk outfits. No longer cool. Only about 20-30% of music played on the TV channel is actually what it claims to be.

Enough with the poers please, kerrang, I'm switching over to scuzz.

See Gumba Gumba

4.

a channel and radio and magazine and awards ceremony for people listening to real music, not synthesised drums and sqeaky voiced vocalists wearing skimpy clothes

lets watch kerrang (sky 454)

5.

a magazine/radio station/tv channel that is all about rock music. But i only listen to the radio station (kerrang 105.2) so i'll write about that.

It does play rock (and hip-hop) and nicely insults busted, which is good. If kerrang play busted or mcfly i will scream. However, it does play some bad songs, like that stupid 'you can do it' song, which i hate with a vengeance. it also plays jay-z. pssh...

Oh my god, did you just hear what they played on kerrang? I hope it wasn;t busted, or i'll kick their asses...

6.

verb. to cover a female's head with a brown paper bag during intercourse.

she's rough: lights out.

really rough: eyes shut.

proper dirt: you kerrang her.

See timmy

7.

kerrang is a really good magazine bought by decent people!

"have you got your issue of KERRANG the best mag for rockers, punksand metalheads?"


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