Kerrang!

What is Kerrang!?

1.

Crap mag for emo kids and people who listen to shit pop rock like my chemical romance and 30 seconds to mars, normally talentless bands with an attractive singer...

Antagonist: Did you read about Gerrard Ways new haircut in Kerrang!?

Protagonist: Fag. I read Rock Sound and my favourite band isnt greenday (continues on to defend greendays earlier work)

See shit, sell out

2.

A kick ass magazine that promotes different types of rockmusic. There is also Kerrang! radio and a Kerrang music channel on sky.

CoolKid: Did you hear about that new band?

Uncoolkid: No...

Coolkid: Oh, they were in Kerrang! magazine and Kerrang! have been playing their videos.

See kerrang!, rock, music, sky, channel
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