Kerry Edit Meaning

1.

A beautiful girl who excels in multiple facets of life. She is extremely attractive and desired by all. Some may even describe her as a goddess.

She is perfect in every single way. Everyone loves her. She must be a Kerry.

See goddess, kerry, perfection, beautiful, perfect

2.

Dark haired warrior and clitoral master with the largest penis on world record.

1) "I need a Kerry in my life, but right now my vagina is way too tight for that incredibly thick and amazing dick."

2) "As she was driving through the African savannah, suddenly a Kerry appeared and telepathically sent her into roaring orgasm. A mysterious white substance began dripping out of her every orifice, and an evil chuckle echoed from the sky."

See porn star, monster cock, orgasm

3.

a would-have-been much better president than bush had a lot of dumbasses refrained from voting w/o being informed

Person 1: hey, kerry lost

Person 2: fuck, im moving

4.

Little butt, short temper

that girl over there has a kerry, it is so tiny and flat

See little, small, tiny, butt, loveeee

5.

John Kerry has spent a lifetime both fighting corruption and being targeted by the corrupt.

After his service in Vietnam, because Kerry took a stance against the war, Richard Nixontargeted the decorated veteran for his Vietnamprotest activities. President Nixon, (aka Tricky Dick) can be heard in taped conversations ordering his staff to "take down the young demagogue" (aka John Kerry). The individual they chose to lead their attack was a pro-war Vietnam veteran who, as directed, went after Kerry and the anti-war movement. This very same individual, although unsuccessful in thwarting Kerry and the Vietnam protest in 1971, reemerged during the 2004 presidential election to once again attack Kerry, this time with a lot of neo-conservativemoney behind him and a bestselling book of lies, also funded from the deep pockets of Republican conservatives. One donor to the cause of slandering John Kerry, was recently rewarded for his efforts. Afraid the Senate Foreign Relations Committee wouldn't confirm his loyal money man, George W. Bush made a recess appointment of Sam Fox, as Ambassador to Belgium. Fox personally gave 50K to the " swifties", although he later claimed that he didn't know who asked for the money or how it was going to be used. The trail of the swift-boating campaign was thinly veiled and led back to the GOP and even to White House " Rasputin" Karl Rove, who sent a letter thanking the " swift-boaters" for their help during the election.

Prior to his election as Lt. Governor of Massachusetts and his election to the United States Senate, John Kerry served as an Assistant District Attorney where he initiated special units to fight organized crimeand white-collar crime. He was one of the first victim advocates, starting programs to council rape victims and other crime victims. Kerry put a notorious local mobster behind bars and won convictions in other important cases, including one high profile rape case. "“I always had a prosecutor’s mind and a prosecutor’s bent," Kerry was quoted as saying in a New Yorker interview.

In the Senate, Kerry continued his war on corruption, taking on an investigatory role that led to the exposé of the Iran-Contra scandal, which was a particularly nasty episode in recent history. Accused drug runners, who were shipping guns to the Nicaraguan Contras, claimed they were under orders of the National Security CouncilThe implication was that the administration, or at least the National Security Council, turned a blind eye to the drug running. There were attempts to derail Kerry’s investigation, but the scandal was ultimately brought to light. President Reagan's military aide, Oliver Northwas tried on sixteen felony counts, convicted on three and later had all charges dismissed by the Supreme Court. Today he is a conservative commentator on Fox News. The Assistant Secretary of State for Latin America, Elliott Abrams, pleaded guilty to a felony for lying about foreign funding for the Contras. He was later pardoned by the George Bush Sr. and was appointed by George W. Bush in 2005 as National Security Advisor for Global Democracy Strategy.

During the Iran-Contra investigation, Kerry pursued the financing for the South American drug cartels and the investigation led to the Bank of Credit and Commerce International (BCCI), a powerful, international institution that was eventually exposed as a front for drug running, money launderingand terrorism. Kerry faced strong opposition from the Reagan and Bush administrations and also from powerful members of his own party who did not want him to pursue his investigation. The covert goal of the BCCI was to finance the destruction of Western influence and as part of its goal financed numerous Muslim terrorist organizations. There were alleged CIA connections and a vast web of BCCI corruption that may not be entirely known for generations. Kerry probed further and delved into the connection between drug trafficking and terrorism. In "The New War, the Web of Crime that Threatens America's Security", which Kerry wrote in 1997, he warned of the increasing threat from terrorists.

While Kerry did not win the Presidency in 2004, he remains in the Senate, fighting with even more vigor, the corruption that has our country in a stranglehold. And the attacks on him continue as one might expect.

John Kerry is one tough hombre who fights for the honor of America and the American people.

"Truth is the American bottom line." - Senator John Kerry 2006

Source: DK Sett, United States of America

See kerry, john kerry, senator, reagan, rasputin, karl rove, swift boating, swiftie, corruption, crime, drugs, cia, slander, george w. bush, vietnam, organized crime

6.

A sexual move perfected by the man himself in this move u defecate on ur partners head while getting ur balls tickled and rub it in to ur partners hair and after that you slap the parner with your dick in her face notice i said her and she in turn washes your facal matter off her head and then makes you a sandwich preferabley turkey and ham with swiss cheese on marble rye with a side of ruffles and a powerade for added elctrolytes.

Brandon: "Dude how did last night go?"

Tyler: "It went great man she was smoking hot and i got to Kerry all over her

Brandon: "Thats what im talking about,::high fives::, did she get you those ruffles?"

Tyler:"No i dick slapped her pretty good though"

See carrie, cary, kerrie, kary, spinach dip

7.

A flip-flopper. Someone who changes their mind frequently.

The kerry supported the war, then changed his mind.

See kerry, flip, flop, liberal, democrat