Kertrashed Edit Meaning

1. A very dirty hippie often smelling of patchouli and body odor. Wooks will almost always have natty dreadlocks and a full beard. They usu..

1. When a long distance lorry driver paints his nails, looks in his wing mirror, and wanks himself off. (it looks like champagne, but it&a..

1. The five seconds that seem like a year when you hear someone opening your bedroom door whilst you are masturbating. It usually consists ..