Ketchup Bottled

What is Ketchup Bottled?

verb. 1. to have one's penish smashed with the palm of his unexperienced girlfried's hand during a handjob.

2. to have one's dick smashed as if it was a ketchup bottle.

1. That dude can't walk cuz his dick got ketchup bottled last night.

2. "Damn girl, why did you have to ketchup bottle me.... that really hurt bad, now my dick is bleeding."

See dick, smash, handjob, hand job

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