Ketchup Jerk

What is Ketchup Jerk?

A hand job done with the thumb on the bottom of the shaft.

1. A discreet hand job.

2. Giving a hand job while looking away or covering one's face shamefully.

3. A hand job done out of obligation.

4. A rushed hand job.

A. Hey dude, your girl gave me a ketchup jerk under the table.

See handjob, hand job, jerk off, jerk, ketchup, stroke

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