Kettering University

What is Kettering University?


1.

Best engineering school ever, located in the worst city ever, Flint, MI. Formerly known as GMI (General Motors Institute).

82% men, 100% sausage fest.

Guy 1: I'm going to Kettering for Mechanical Engineering!

Guy 2: I feel sorry for you dude.

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2.

Shitty private school where everyone has an elitist attitude, thinking they attend a superior school because it receives no government funding, even though the latest renovation on campus was done in the 1970's

I attend Kettering University because my daddy pays for all my shit. He even still wipes my ass!

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