Kettle Edit Meaning

1.

An abbreviated response based on the expression, "That's like the pot calling the kettle black." It is a response made when the speaker has just said something that the listner thinks the speaker is just as guilty of as whoever the speaker was criticizing.

"I can't believe he went through the buffet line again."

"Kettle! Didn't you go for extra desert!"

See gotcha, oh yeah?, really?

2.

Used in London, UK to refer to a wrist watch.

i moved tohim for his kettle.

See watch, tech, time, clock

3.

To beat viciously. Originated from a scene in the 2007 movie Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street where Sweeney Todd (played by Johnny Depp) beats Pirelli (Sacha Baron Cohen) with a tea kettle.

I heard you got kettle'd by a kid. There's no excuse for that, man.

See assault, baste, batter, belabor, buffet, drub, hammer, pound, pummel, smash, thrash, thresh

4.

Someone that can sing un-naturally high notes.

Jon: Hey did you here MIKA's new song?

Smith: Yeh, he's such a kettle.

See high, sing, voice, low, bass, tenor

5.

Vagina.

'Did you bang her last night then?'

'Yeahh...Her kettle was getting all steamy, if you know what I mean'

See sex, pussy, vagina, kitchen, steam

6.

A collection of pornin any form. As you would say a "flock" of sheep you say a "kettle" of porn. However kettle can be used on its own with the same effect.

Farmer Jess: I have a chicken kettle at home, would you like some?

Dr Jamie: No, i prefer male kettles to be honest.

(this shows Farmer Jess is very into animal sex and Jamie is homosexual :D)

See porn, collection, flock, sheep, chickens, sex, magazines, books

7.

To be stressed out

Originates from the household appliance creating steam that builds up pressure inside the kettle.

Dude dont worry about that exam

your getting a bit too kettle