Kettle Iron

What is Kettle Iron?


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The gungy material found around the genetalia of girls who don't subscribe to the theory of personal hygiene. Bears an uncanny resemblance to limescale that forms in the bottom of a kettle - hence kettle iron. See also, fanny batter

Bob was about to tuck into a tasy fish supper, when he noticed Jayne's kettle iron

See kettle, iron, fanny, batter, minge, grease


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