Kettled Edit Meaning

1.

A term well known in South West England for best describing a young male and female having anal sex.

"Me and this boy had anal sex last night"

"Eww you got kettled"

See anal, sex, pleasure, intercourse, doggy style

2.

a. 1. Really high; baked, fried, blazed, stoned, etc.

-Oh my lord, I am soooo blazed, how bout you?

-I am kettled off my ass!

See stoned, blazed, kettle, baked, weed, artizz

3.

To suffer humiliation at the hands of another, often as a result of personal idiocy. A result of the TutRim Theory of Moderation™.

Arseface: Haha, I am so much cooler than you!

George: But your name is arseface.

Impartial Observer: Kettled!

4.

Had one to many drinks, i.e. pissed!

I so kettled, I cant stand up