Kettlerian

What is Kettlerian?


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adj.

Relating to or evocative of, the random conspiracy theories of John Kettler, a contributor to various UFO and Atlantis fan magazines. In every mundane military story, there is a alien tesla particle weapon, and in every political expose, there is a reptiloid alien shape shifter infiltration, in every WWII epic, there lurk Nazi UFOs.

My internet buddy Fred came up with a Kettlerian conspiracy that former US president Bill Clinton was really a reptile shape-shifter, assuming human form to rule over humans with an iron fist, and conceal evidence of alien infiltration.

See conspiracy, tinfoil hat, roswell, kettler, reptiloid, 911, 9/11, wtc, jfk, foo fighters, nazi, tesla, atlantis, reptile, bfc


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