What is Kevin Bacon?
1.
a friend you know strictly through association so you'd have to list how you know them every time you introduce them. Like with the Kevin Bacon game.
Hannah, my friend's sister's former best friend from middle school's cousin's fiance, is strictly a Kevin Bacon, so I don't care she's pregnant.
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2.
An actor. Known fact that he has six degrees.
Carrie Fischer was in Star Wars with
Harrison Ford was in The Fugitive with
Tommy Lee Jones who was in Batman Forever
Val Kilmer who was in Heat with
Robert Dinero who was in Sleepers with
KEVIN BACON!
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3.
An unpopular side to most breakfasts.
Ariel: "I'm ordering eggs."
Courtney: Do you think Kevin Bacon will go with my breakfast?"
Ariel: I don't think Kevin Bacon goes with anything, does it?
Courtney: Yeah. It totally goes with heaps of stuff."
Ariel: Like what?"
Courtney: "A REALLY BAD STORY LINE. SNAP!"
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4.
a man of many wonders and sillyness.
Because Kevin Bacon is the most wonderful actor of all-time, his Footloose performance was life-changing.
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A term used to describe hot weather conditions.
"Whew, it is Kevin Bacon out here--it's a good thing we're poolside!"
"Feels like I'm living on the sun, I am so Kevin Bacon right now."
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Kevin Bacon... There isnt really much one can say about him... Except he is fucking awesome... And I look forward to light saber fighting his FOOTLOOSING ASS sometime soon! So "best friend" Ryan, this one is for you!!
Kevin Bacon, lets go to the zoo and watch the monkeys jerk off!
7.
don juan
hey what's up, mon?
he's not jamaican
or KEVIN BACON...
...ok, WHO wrote that last definition? the one that's by "i love ewan also".
kevin bacon is sexcellent.
