Kevin Fritzke

What is Kevin Fritzke?

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The ultimate god of all that is intellectual and scholarly. Ancient myths spoke of a great bearded child whose intellect surpassed the likes of Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawkingand even Sir Isaac Newton combined. Kevin is the only human to ace an IQ test and prove several questions wrong. Kevin does not write essays or homework, he simply gives his presence and his examiners cringe with fear. His GPA defies the system and excels to a level of an 8.0 GPA. The International Baccalaureate program gave him an automatic 42 and he earned an additional points. Legend has it that Kevin's beard is the source of all his knowledge and if he shaved it off he would perish forever. Some believers say that the fate of the world lies in his hands. They may not be far from the truth.

"Teacher: Where is Kevin Fritzke?"

Person 2: He's helping NASA right now, he'll be back by lunch.

Teacher: Ugh, not again."

"Shit, no beard surpasses the greatness of Kevin Fritzke's beard"

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