Kevin Parfitt

What is Kevin Parfitt?


1.

a person who is usually obscene with his finger dick and verbally and who is lame about losing at video games. He will usually be there for a person.

Me: Hey whats going on?

John: Your mom was so good last night.

Me: What?

John: I just jizzed in my pants. *immitates masturbation*

OR

Me: Hey I need your help.

John: Yea dude what's up?

Me: This kid has it out for me.

John: His dick?

Me: No like he wants to beat me up. Stop being a Kevin Parfitt.

John: I'll get him for you. BTW, I cummed on your bed last night.

See finger dick, dick, ass hole, video games


34

Random Words:

1. The opposite of whiskey dick when a girl has too much to drink and can't have sex. "Old vodka pussy kept passing out while we..
1. Something you might like to say to scare away predators...or while you're doing some stupid dance just yell it out for fun. *claps..
1. noun. VERY large breasts, though when referred to in this manner are not thought to all that attractive or appealing, just, merely massi..