Kevin Parfitt

What is Kevin Parfitt?

a person who is usually obscene with his finger dick and verbally and who is lame about losing at video games. He will usually be there for a person.

Me: Hey whats going on?

John: Your mom was so good last night.

Me: What?

John: I just jizzed in my pants. *immitates masturbation*

OR

Me: Hey I need your help.

John: Yea dude what's up?

Me: This kid has it out for me.

John: His dick?

Me: No like he wants to beat me up. Stop being a Kevin Parfitt.

John: I'll get him for you. BTW, I cummed on your bed last night.

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