Kevin Parfitt

What is Kevin Parfitt?

a person who is usually obscene with his finger dick and verbally and who is lame about losing at video games. He will usually be there for a person.

Me: Hey whats going on?

John: Your mom was so good last night.

Me: What?

John: I just jizzed in my pants. *immitates masturbation*

OR

Me: Hey I need your help.

John: Yea dude what's up?

Me: This kid has it out for me.

John: His dick?

Me: No like he wants to beat me up. Stop being a Kevin Parfitt.

John: I'll get him for you. BTW, I cummed on your bed last night.

See finger dick, dick, ass hole, video games

Hakeemed

1. To be drunk enough to shag anything She was so out her nut last night, went hame wae that guy and got hakeemed rotten!..

Evva

1. A strange variation of the word ever, popularized by the former body-builder and now MMA-fighter Phil Baroni, after his desecration of D..

Longbread

1. Moeny that is hard to come by. "dude you been workin ur ass off, did you get paid yet?" "yeah, I got the longbread"..

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