What is Kevin Soares?
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Widely known around the Rhode Island-Massachusetts area. He is known for his fashion statements and epically messed up hair, which he achieves by manipulating the product Big Sexy Hair. He is followed everywhere by an ever-changing band of groupies.
Sean:Seein' Kevin Soares is like seein' a celeb!
Jesus: Eshhhhh! yes, my son, it is.
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Describes someone that is attracted only to men in red and white fuzzy suits, carrying bags of toys.
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