What is Kewpie Doll?
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A woman with a cute face and nice hair but no tits. Often short, but not a requirement. Frequently employed as a television
Examples of a Kewpie Doll are Kieran Chetry and Julie Banderas from FOXNews. Not to be confused with women who have ugly faces and no tits, like Natalie Portman.
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Basically a fancy name for "dishwasher". My ex felt inferior to some of his friends who had cool-sounding jobs, so I made thi..