What is Kewpie Doll?
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A woman with a cute face and nice hair but no tits. Often short, but not a requirement. Frequently employed as a television
Examples of a Kewpie Doll are Kieran Chetry and Julie Banderas from FOXNews. Not to be confused with women who have ugly faces and no tits, like Natalie Portman.
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"Suck My Cock" in Portugese.
A really cool way to start chatting up a girl if she does not speak Portugese.
If she DOES spea..