Key Bump Dave

What is Key Bump Dave?

A dude that works in the office with the most annoying nervous habit, and it looks like he's doing key bumps to act that way!

Kill- "Bro, Key Bump Dave is on a roll today!"

Jeff- "I know that bitch is annoying as fuck!"

See key, bump, dave, bro, roll

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