Key Club

What is Key Club?


1.

Key Club is a service organization, and is the oldest and largest high school service organization in the world. It is entirely student led, and has many levels of organization.

It is impossible to lump Key Club into a convenient stereotype, as its members are very diverse: there are clubs in America, Canada, Jamaica, and even Malaysia!

Like any club, there is a good chunk of members that are participating only for expediency, but that is why they rarely ever rise past the club level, as in accordance to the “Peter Principle.” And so with that in mind, Key Club should not be judged by members that do it solely for college-applications.

On the club level, Key Clubs help the community, be it through tutoring younger students, helping run bingo night at the senior center, or making houses for the homeless.

On an large scale, Key Club International and many districts fundraise for other organizations, such as Grassroots Soccer United, a program devoted to combating AIDS in Africa, UNICEF, one of the most recognized children’s organization in the world, and the Children’s Miracle Network, a nonprofit that benefits hospitalized kids and purchases up-to-date equipment, trains staff, and conducts life-saving research.

All in all, as general as a statement can be, Key Club is an organization that follows many causes, and encourages high schoolers to get involved in the community.

"Hey, are you going to go to the Key Club meeting today?"

"Heeeeeeell Yeah!"

"What about your girlfriend? I thought she wanted to hang out afterschool!"

"Oh, I broke up with her so I could have more time to do COMMUNITY SERVICE!!!"

See cnh, community service, service

2.

kiwanis educated youth. a high school international organization that practices community service. is afflied with kiwanis and circle k. many join so it will look good for colleges.

the average key clubber is kind, caring, azn, female, and at least sorta kinda maybe intelligent.

hey key clunhow do u feel?

i feel good oh i feel so good

i feel fine all of the time

a booga, a booga, a booga booga booga

"hey lisa0ann, lets go to the key club event next thursday and get more volunteer hours."

3.

The KEY in KEY Club stands for Kiwanis Educated Youth. KEY Club is an international student-led organization based on community service. It is the oldest and largest service program for high school students which exists on over 5,000 high school campuses. High school students join this club in hopes of changing the world one step at a time. KEY Clubbers are dedicated, responsible and hard-working. They take their job seriously and does everything in their power to get their job done.

Kevin: What club should I join?

Scott: Well, I heard KIWIN'S was fun.

Billy: I heard KIWIN'S doesn't do anything, all they do is go to events and collect free stuff. I'm joining KEY Club.

Scott: Why?

Billy: Because it's international, there are way more opportunities to meet people from all over than there are in KIWIN's. Also, they actually do community service every week.

Kevin: What does KIWIN'S mean anyways? I know KEY Club stands for Kiwanis Educated Youth.

Scott: I have no idea.

Billy: Me either.

Kevin: In that case, i'm joining KEY Club because they sound like they have more fun with different kinds of people and benefit the community in more ways.

See community service, key, club

4.

KEY club is a organization Sponsored by Kiwanis. Does community service and other volunteer related activities.

In the word "KEY" of "KEY club", it does not stand for, "Kiwanis Educates Youth".

5.

A national organization of high schoolers involved in community service. However, there isn't a theme or goal that holds it together. It's a bunch of people trying to get into college and feel good about themselves without actually having to think or select a cause of personal significance.

some kid: Hey everyone in Key Club (I don't know your names. Just listen!) Let's go rake leaves for senior citizens next week!! They sure need our help!

a non-member: What about helping the people that really need it, like...oh, I don't know, those in third world countries, the disenfranchised, inner-city people?

some kid: Those lazy asses! They don't deserve our help! Besides, we'll probably get shot in the process. We don't want to involve ourselves too much now...

See prep, ditz, idiocy, conservative

6.

Key Club is part of the KIWANIS Family (as well as KIWIN'S).

Key Club claims to do community service but in reality, it's just a bunch of immature high-schoolers who is lazy and does not serve the society. They merely joined just to make their transcript look good for college. Not only that but they often like to think that they are superior to KIWIN'S. (Please see KIWIN'S for more information)

Bob: Hey, let's join that club!

Jack: Nahh, I'm gonna join KEY CLUB!

Bob: Uhh, why? I heard that the club is barely active...

Jack: As long as it looks good on my transcript then I don't care!

See kiwin's, fake people


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