Key Hole Surgery

What is Key Hole Surgery?

When you wrap a towel around your forefinger and give your ringpiecea good scrub after taking a shower.

Mary: Whats all these brown marks on the towel?

Bill: Oh, sorry, i was doing some key hole surgery.

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Dutch Freezer

1. When one unknowingly sits on the toilet after someone has previously pissed on the seat, thus covering their ass in piss. Me: Yo, I thi..

Turbobrick

1. A turbocharged Volvo. Brick being what most older style Volvos resemble. Look at that turbobrick go! 2. -noun, 1. An affectionate ye..

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