Key Rat

What is Key Rat?


1.

Someone who lives anywhere on Key Biscayne except the Grand Bay or the Ocean Club, attended KBCS, smokes the Chronic, is generally an undesirable character, likes budweiser, and has spent excessive time at the skihole.

Key Rats run it.

See gman

2.

1. rich little bitchs who swear they live in the ghetto, even though they have 10 million dollar houses and a ferrari in the driveway. they hang out at "da rec" and later go get molested by tony gowdy or smoke pot that the "archies" or teagan gave them. they try people who are older and/or obviously stronger than them, and get the living shit kicked out of them. they hit their parents and whine until they get their brand new mecedes or bmw. they all think that they are black, no atter how white they are, and they all suck at sports, and go skating just so that they get a scar to say the got in a fight. these fags can also be found "jacking" push pop an cheetos from th seven eleven, o threatening to shoot you with thier nerf guns.

2. someone with a rattitude.

that key rat tried some older kid and got his ass kicked.

I saw a key rat go into an alleyway with tony gowdy, and come out smocking pot and wiping white stuff off his lips!

See key rat, rattitude, faggot, pussy, homo

3.

1. a gang of 12 year olds who live in Key Biscayne and steal candy from 7-11s; you can usually spot one or two being driven around in a Suburban on their way to youth soccer practice; an easy way to catch one of these "rats" is to turn a sprinkler on in your yard, or leave large amounts of chocolate bars on your doorstep

2. a rich, spoiled wastoid who is too stupid or spoiled to ever move out of their parents' home

3. what happens when you are so sad that you compulsively vomit

1. I went to the movies yesterday, and while the movie itself was good, I did not enjoy myself because there were two 10 year old key rats sitting in front of me who reeked of malted milk balls. I also couldn't see the screen over their beanies.

2. Lyman just sits around playing Super Nintendo and masturbating to "Three's Company" repeats; what a key rat.

3. After Alejandro ran out of Pokemon episodes to watch, he began key ratting all over his room. By coincidence, he was also a Key Rat, so he smelled like fermented chocolate.

4.

A born and raised person residing on the most humble of all abodes in Key Biscayne, one that must comply with KR rules to become one.

Kendall Characters are not Key Rats, Refs are Not Key Rats

5.

The weakest gang on the planet. All we have to do to round up Key Rats is shoot a squirt gun at them, and they start running into the squad car. You can recognize key rats because they're always making castles in the sand, boogie boarding, playing in a sprinkler in their front lawn, or getting their asses kicked by the Gables Centaurs. They're pathetic!

On a scale of toughness from 1 to 10, ifGables Centaurs are a 10, then the Key Rats are a 1.

6.

bitches who get their asses beat by the gables centaurs, who are the best gang ever!

"I saw two gables centaurs beating the shit out of some kid, he must have been a key rat."

7.

n. similar to a Cocoplum Gangster. This is a rich, spoiled, wannabe-thug who lives in Key Biscayne or "The Key" as they call it. Typically can be seen driving the Mercedes-Benz or BMW his mommy and daddy bought him. He might be affiliated with a "gang" and may even threaten to slap you with his wallet.

The Key Rats got in a fight with the Cocoplum Gangsters on the other side of town over who had the more expensive car.


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