Key Rats

What is Key Rats?


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the cooolest rowdyiestt people you will ever meet

you know you're a key rat when:

1 the on y pizza that willl ever love is sir pizza plus ranchh

2. all our hangouts is sir pizza Cvs or da rec

3. we play evry sport known to man and were sik

4. u have once visited the mangroves and thought that bums lived there.

5. tony gaudi is like your dad

6 you know every one.

7. every ones got your back.

8.UM is number one.

9.you go to cvs for the hell of it.

10. you have like 30 baller bands in the back of ur closet

11. you WENT to KBCS!!!! and saint agnes since u were 2 and ms durant was the coolest teacher in the world

12. you at least once went to youth group

13. you know, and frequently visit the skihole

14. you know at any time during the day before night, you can find all guys at the rec

15.you make fun of chongas for a living

16. the girls always ditch the guys for older ones as they're entering high school

17. you know who the archies are

18. seven eleven is always a pittstop while entering the key

19. there's at least five new words made up every week ,which people actually use

the key rats are the siiickest people around

See key, rats, sick, robert frost

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biggest pussies in florida. swear they are hard shit. cant get pussy to save their life. suck dick at sports. think that "the key" is rowdy. soft doctors boys. think they live in the ghetto when they live in 1 million dollar houses. drive mercedez and bmw's that their rich parents gave them. cant fight without back up. get fucked up everytime they fight unless its 5 to 1. swear that can ball up in basketball but suck a dick. key rat football is the sorriest team in the world. their made up words and slang is gay and sorry. should never leave the key. swear they are thugs. dkb is the softes gang alive. they all should jump off the fucking key biscane bridge and die.

DKB sucks dick. dkb, wow. key rats can suck a dick and fucking die


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