What is Key Slocum?
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The coolest dude that walks the earth. He`s sexy, used to have cool shoes, and is very sweet. Anyone is more than lucky to be friends with him. Key Slocum is awesome.
Key Slocum has cool hair. :D
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Key is awesome. He used to have cool shoes, is very fun to talk to, and is super sexy.Anyone is extremely lucky to be friends with him. :D
Key Slocum is flipping awesome.
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a nice ass attached to a butterface or brown bagger for which the beer goggles and beer boner are needed to keep it from being a badonka..
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