Keyboard Cheese

What is Keyboard Cheese?


1.

The manky stuff that builds up on keyboard letters and in the keyboard over a period of time, especially in schools/colleges where 200 odd dirty fingered teens use them each day.

Teen 1: Dude, look at this keyboard cheesizzle, bitchin

Teen 2: Man, thats ill, no diggity?

See Laurie

2.

the icky black material that always gets stuck on my mouse

what's 'keyboard cheese' made of anyway?

See keyboard, cheese, mouse, icky, yucky, Foozball


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