Keyboard Dyslexia

What is Keyboard Dyslexia?


1.

what happens when you are messaging a friend and you can't seem to type the word you are wanting and the one you actually type has a completely different meaning

with keyboard dyslexia:

"you need to slut up"

non-keyboard dyslexic (actual) version:

"you need to shut up"

See misspell, mistake, error, wrong

2.

When someone cannot grasp spelling words correctly using a keyboard.

Common in scallys, chavs, geeks, lazy fucks, and small children.

Keyboard dyslexia:

Joshua says: *takes own lif*

(correction: *takes own life*)

Joshua says: u staerted the versoin

(correction: Have you started the version?)

Joshua says: am wareing pants nw

(correction: i am wearing pants now)

See misspelling, retardation, retarded, illiterate, joshua


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